The Jockeys

And they're off . . . !
These larger-than-regulation-sized jockeys are under Starter's orders and raring to go, but unfortunately somewhere along the way from Ascot to the 3:35 at Epsom they lost their mounts.

But no matter! With their trainer on hand, complete with finishing post and beating slips for the cheering crowd, these two will race anytime, anywhere where the going's firm and with or maybe even on, anyone who feels up to the challenge.